He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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