How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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