I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
