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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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