Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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