this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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