how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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