their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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