are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Is it because I queefed?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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