oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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