her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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