i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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