Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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