I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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