i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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