Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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