sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
