wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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