forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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