Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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