Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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