Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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