respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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