you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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