This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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