yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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