Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My feet surprised me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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