sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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