I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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