dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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