Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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