btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
