I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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