nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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