there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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