? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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