Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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