He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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