its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Randomize
