I don't think brook has ever known best
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the day after is always just damage control
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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