that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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