My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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