Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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