so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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