belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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