I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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