This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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