loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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