I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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