Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
the raccoons are back...
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