writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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