Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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