I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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