So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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