VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Randomize
