omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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