I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Randomize
